This is only a test. Nothing you see here is real. All images are produced by glowing phosphor dots on a CRT. If you close your eyes they will disappear... Or just maybe, everything here is as real as it gets and if you close your eyes YOU will disappear. Close your eyes for a minute. I want to see something.
No plants or animals were harmed in the creation of this web page, however several varieties of fungi were minorly inconvenienced. The class action lawsuit is totally unwarranted.
............Imagine that you are here...
and I over there..................................................................................
Home Page of Oxbow LeBach
Hello. My name is Oxbow and I carry a disease. Thank you for visiting.
You obviously have way too much time on your hands. Now go wash them before you touch anything.
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since AD 1637
This page was last updated at gunpoint on October 16, 2011
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